The ocean is my favorite place on earth (although I suppose that’s like saying 70% of the planet’s surface is my favorite place). In fact, I think it was love at first sight. My mom loves to tell the story of the winter when she and Dad first took me to the beach, right after I learned to walk. They plunked me down on the sand and watched as I immediately sprinted merrily toward the shoreline. They admired my stumbling eagerness until—
“She’s not going to stop, is she?”
“Nope.”
My parents were now sprinting after me, that precocious little toddler who was racing them to the water. And indeed, I won.
According to Mom, I hit a wave head-on, fell straight over into the freezing water, and sobbed all the way back to the car. Then I sobbed further because we were leaving, and I of course wanted to stay.

So. The next time I go to the beach, I intend to do it right. I’ll wait for that eighty-degree day, bring a towel, and then jump out of something like this: